confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

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boyirl:

Larrabee State Park, near Bellingham, Washington, May, 1973

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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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afire-inside:

original-romancer:

That is the most punk thing I’ve seen all day

humpty dumpty fell off the pUNK ASS WALL

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babeobaggins:

best ugly nigga lines:

  • can I get a hug?
  • you got a man?
  • *in reply to yes i got a man* okay what that got to do with me?
  • *or* ok but can’t we be friends tho?
  • *in reply to no you can’t have my number* okay but if you give me your number you can get to know me

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    An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Elie Saab S/S 2012 Haute Couture [2/2]

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    demolitionfrerardist:

    demolitionfrerardist:

    what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist

    can we please not reblog this post

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    pyroschoiceass:

    me on my way to steal ur tater tots

    (Source: shovelfucker, via chentea)

    trillow:

    that’s not very punk dwayne johnson of you

    (via brottany)

    sovietunions:

    one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

    (via sadjective)

    richarcl:

    the truth about cowboys

    (Source: babefield, via pizza)