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An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Elie Saab S/S 2012 Haute Couture [2/2]

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what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist

can we please not reblog this post

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me on my way to steal ur tater tots

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that’s not very punk dwayne johnson of you

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one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

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the truth about cowboys

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niall was scene, harry looked like a peacock, i will not acknowledge liam or louis, and zayn rose above and beyond yet again

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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This could be us

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