i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
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best ugly nigga lines:
- can I get a hug?
- you got a man?
- *in reply to yes i got a man* okay what that got to do with me?
- *or* ok but can’t we be friends tho?
- *in reply to no you can’t have my number* okay but if you give me your number you can get to know me
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
can we please not reblog this post
that’s not very punk dwayne johnson of you
one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home